Funny Quotes

• Since light travels faster than sound
  Since light travels faster than sound
  Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• If it weren't for electricity
  If it weren't for electricity
  If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
• I am so clever
  I am so clever
  I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
• Confuse them
  Confuse them

Below is a collection of Funny Friendship Quotes. You will like these funny friendship quotes as much as i like them. Feel free to share these friendship quotes within your friends circle and make your friends day a delight. I am sure these Cute Friendship Quotes will make you think about friends in a whole new way. Let's experience fun in friendship.
 

• "Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." -----Anne Morrow Lindbergh