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If love is the answer, could you rephrase
the question. Author : Lily Tomlin
Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've
been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it
doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Author : Jean Kerr
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. Funny quotes by Henry Kissinger
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question
Author : Lily Tomlin
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
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Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver
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Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
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With interactive TV will I be able to slap Rush Limbaugh?
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Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
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Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
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